Things I Fantazised While Walking Home from Work

1. Owning a house and making someone else mow the lawn.
2. Whether performing the reproductive act while buried under avalanche snow will postpone hypothermia or bring it about immediately following the deed.
3. Classes I could take in the summer.
4. Sitting in a leather chair, clicking a pen, and seducing people to buy whatever it is I'm selling.
5. Starting a foundation that supports cab companies with 100 percent hybrid fleets.
6. Ballroom dancing.
7. Having a wiener dog.
8. Having a big sheep dog.
9. Being a dermatologist and removing patches of questionable skin on some one's neck.
10. Whether inducing heavy breathing, as if I were exercising rigorously, would prolong hypothermia if buried under an avalanche of snow or tire me out and cause me to die right quick.
    
11. The steps I need to go through before I can complete a painting I have stored in my Mom's basement.
12. Laughing at how funny it might be to get drunk in the house I own, ballroom dance around its living room, then trip over my sheep dog.
13. Planning the kind of duvet cover I would make myself if only I felt I wouldn't be moving around so much.
14. Wearing a white swimsuit.
15. Reading all of the books I've got so I can go to the store and buy some new ones.